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Porch Pirate Defender
Porch pirates keep stealing your parcels? Time for payback. Build a booby-trapped box of glitter, paint and firecrackers, set it on the porch and watch from the window as sneaky thieves grab it… and get launched into a cloud of color. Nobody gets hurt. Just thoroughly embarrassed.
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Developer
Hofmann Computer Systems e.U.
Publisher
Hofmann Computer Systems e.U.
Release status
Release date unknown
Price
Paid
Review rating
Unknown
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Unknown
Current players
Unknown
App type
game
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Synced Oct 22, 2026
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