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Messiah Simulator

Developer Patrick GallawayPublisher Pontius Pilates Publishing

A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.

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Updated Oct 16, 2026.

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Updated Oct 16, 2026.

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Steam ↗$4.99Checked · older than 24h
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Windows
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