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Messiah Simulator

A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.

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Developer
Patrick Gallaway
Publisher
Pontius Pilates Publishing
Release status
Released
Price
$4.99
Review rating
Unknown
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Unknown
Current players
0
App type
game
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Synced Jul 24, 2026

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